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I know what you are thinking. Backwards.

09:57, 23 February 2007 .. Link

I have learnt some interesting stuff this week. From Popbitch. The ultimate source of knowledge and inspiration. Or something.

I have learnt that this man exists. He looks to me like he'd be the kind of person who would sue you from here to eternity if you said something bad about him, so here it goes: You do WHAT?

OK, OK, I'll put in an explanation here for those of you (I know you're out there) who never ever click on links because your computer is powered by a hamster in a wheel and it would take you half an hour just to get to the page: That is a man who offers "telephone sessions". He bases these sessions on recordings of you talking. This is the good bit: He takes the recording and plays it backwards, to find the REAL message in what you are saying. That's the short version. If you're THAT interested, hop along to his website on your hamster-powered computer and check it out, there's examples of telephone sessions and everything. I couldn't bear to listen to those.

So, this man plays what you've said backwards, and then turns around and says stuff like "you were abused as a child". If you say "I don't seem to remember that", he'll presumably say "you must have repressed it, it's there, clear as day in your subconscious, seeing as I heard it. In your message. Backwards". I can't even begin to describe what I think of this man, and the kinds of problems his quackery could be causing people. WHAT. A. COCK.

Of course, I clicked on the "Buy" button for a 60 minute telephone session, seeing as he doesn't like to tell you the price elsewhere on his website. The pure joy of talking to this pudding for 60 minutes will cost you roughly US$ 108. If you want to, you can leave messages on my answerphone, and I'll play them backwards and tell you what you are REALLY thinking, and I'll only charge US$ 50. That's just the kind of lovely person I am.

Well done to you, mister cockfaced arsewipe, for exploiting the vulnerable.

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